i am now giving two jokes which was given earlier still they are really funny?and these deserves it?star?
It's a little long, but funny:
So there's 3 men who are in a boat in the middle of the sea. (don't ask why.) The first man sees an island.
"LAND HO!!!!" He yells. The other two men quickly paddle to shore and find that the island is inhabited with cannibals. They get off the boat and walk up to the head cannibal who says,
"If you want to live, all of you go into the forest and find ten of the same fruit by dusk. If you fail, you will be killed."
The men, not wanting to be their supper, head out into the sparse forest. The first man found an apple tree, so he picked 10 apples and brought them back to the cannibal.
"Now you must shove these apples up your butt without making any facial expression," he says, "or you will die."
So the man starts shoving the apples up his butt, but when he got to the 5th apple, he started screaming. The cannibal grabbed him and threw him onto the sand.
"We will wait for the others to come so we can cook them too," he says.
The second man came back with 10 cherries. The cannibal told him the same thing.
"Now you must shove these cherries up your butt without making any facial expression, or you will die."
So the second man successfully shoved 9 cherries up his butt, then burst out laughing. The cannibal threw him next to the first man.
"You were so close to finishing! What made you laugh?" the first man asked the second.
"I saw the other man coming back," The second man replied, "and he was carrying pinneapples!"
and the next one
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes...
Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.
The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish.? "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine.
The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle. For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female." The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish the bear was gay."
 NEW Motorcycle Carrier Hitch Hauler Trailer Dirt Bike  US $104.39
|
 7x14 Enclosed Trailer Bike Trailer Toy Hauler US Cargo US $3,750.00
|
 Adams trail a bike trailer 2 two seat tandem US $101.00
|
 2011 Touring Cargo Motorcycle Trailer Pull Tow Behind US $1,475.00
|
 7x16 Enclosed Cargo Motorcycle Cargo Trailer 18 w V US $2,425.00
|
 Brand NEW 2011 Vnose Motorcycle Trailer WILL SELL Cheap US $2,125.00 |
Tagged with: animals • apple tree • apples • butt • cannibal • cannibals • cherries • dusk • facial expression • first man • frog • magical frog • quot • rabbit • second man • supper head • three wishes • two men • water hole
Filed under: motorcycle helmets
Like this post? Subscribe to my RSS feed and get loads more!
Hilarious…I almost cried just reading them:)
But read these:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."
A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight."
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
omg! these jokes really brough tears 2 my eyes! a star? here have 10 **********
Those were great! I especially liked the first one, not because of the thought of a man shoving pineapples up his butt, but because the other two guys are about to die and all they can think about is how funny it’ll be to watch him do it.
oh my gosh!!!! those were friggin hilarious!!!!
Did u make them up?? Cuz they were rly good! I showed my whole family, and even emailed it to several ppl! Those were rly good, i rly liked the way the rabbit grinned and gunned the engine b4 saying his wish lol! These jokes remind me of my family!! Star for sure!
hahahahahhah…soo funny! i almost fell of my chair n died! buhahahahahaha…atleast they weren’t watermelons! hahahahaa