One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes...

Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.

The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish.? "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine.

The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle. For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female." The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish the bear was gay."

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I need to change both tire and I'm thinking about doing this myself because I've heard bringing it to a shop isn't cheap.
They are tubeless tires. and I have looked at a few videos on how to do it. the one from rockymountainatvmc.com looked the best to me. I have tire irons and am planning on buying dyna beads to balance.

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I just bought a trailer with out a plate or title and need to have it weighted to get a plate.

Thanks

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i am trading a motorcycle 82 honda v45 for a hobart welder it is a 100percent duty 200 amp welder with 220 outlets and 110 outlets i was wondering what do i need to look for in the welder to make sure i am not getting ripped off i have welded with it with 5/32 rod welded pretty good but i welded on the trailer it was sitting on and the welder didnt have and rubber or wood under it and the coil went bad but the fella says he got a new coil and it works i was wondering if anyone knew what else i needed to look for before i made the trade

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I started riding a yamaha scooter when i was 9. I then progressed to a suzuki 185 enduro. Then when I was 15 i bought a Honda xr650 to ride around the farm (which i put a few thousand miles on) when i was 16 i got my motorcycle permit so i could ride with my dad and I then bought a 2006 Yamaha FZ6. I put over 11,000mi on it before i ended up selling it. The reason i sold it was because one of my best friends was killed on his Kawasaki 636, but.........that was the first bike he had ever ridden and had ever owned. So now, almost a year later, my question is should i get another bike? The bike i have dreamed about since i was a kid was the Yamaha r6, and that is what i would love to get. I realize it wasn't the bike that killed him, it was rider inexperience and error. Let me know what you think!!!!!!!!
Thanks,
Brian

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I'm completely torn between fuel efficiency and power. I could get a 250cc with awesome gas mileage but they're just not strong enough for a long trip.

I would like to find a 500 or 600 cc bike that will still get me at least 60mpg. I'm not going to drive it really fast or race it. Any suggestions?

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One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."

The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."
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Have a nice day ^_^
he is a magical frog, hence the smartness. hehe

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It isn't the one Jamie Foxx plays on the cello, it is the one playing when Robert Downey Jr. Falls off his bike.

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With a 1998 Suzuki GSXR 750 with almost 40,000 miles on it. What is probably the first thing i should have looked at? I really dont know a whole lot about motorcycles, just bought this as a first bike, and i know, it has a lot of miles. Nothing too crazy seems to wrong with it. It just seems like the engine is trying really hard sometimes and dont want to blow it out or anything.

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I have an old Honda Trail 90. It needs rings. I live in Southern Utah. Can anyone recommend a reliable place where I can get the cylindar bored, and buy a new piston and rings to match the bore job.??

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My ex husband took our 2 1/2 year old on a 50 cc off road dirt bike, and fell off. He is ok but a little tramatized. I personally think our son is way to young to be on any kind of motorcycle. We have a court date coming up for child custody and visitation and he is endangering our son on the motorcycle and has no intention to stop. He just bought him a helmet and chest pad. So i am wondering if anyone knows any websites or any advice i can use against him in court. thanks---concerned mommy

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can anyone tell me the reason why the tires are directional. please only if you KNOW this not just what you think. And if you know anywhere (such as a website) that states this please list it thank you
this wonder boy thinks hes funny. i am asking because im pretty sure i know but i NEED to find out. also i have heard many different reasons

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I just bought a 2007 Yamaha Vstar 1100 Classic. I'm trying to buy some engine guards. Various websites have them listed as highway bars and others as engine guards. In the pictures they provide, they appear to have the same basic design. Is there a difference functionality?

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I need to know how safe they are and if they are reliable. Also if they are where I could maybe get a good deal on one. I am going on a day road trip with my boyfriend and am a little nervous about riding on a seat that isn't bolted to the bike. Any insight is greatly appreciated!!! Thank you so much!!

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So there's 3 men who are in a boat in the middle of the sea. (don't ask why.) The first man sees an island.
"LAND HO!!!!" He yells. The other two men quickly paddle to shore and find that the island is inhabited with cannibals. They get off the boat and walk up to the head cannibal who says,
"If you want to live, all of you go into the forest and find ten of the same fruit by dusk. If you fail, you will be killed."
The men, not wanting to be their supper, head out into the sparse forest. The first man found an apple tree, so he picked 10 apples and brought them back to the cannibal.
"Now you must shove these apples up your butt without making any facial expression," he says, "or you will die."
So the man starts shoving the apples up his butt, but when he got to the 5th apple, he started screaming. The cannibal grabbed him and threw him onto the sand.
"We will wait for the others to come so we can cook them too," he says.
The second man came back with 10 cherries. The cannibal told him the same thing.
"Now you must shove these cherries up your butt without making any facial expression, or you will die."
So the second man successfully shoved 9 cherries up his butt, then burst out laughing. The cannibal threw him next to the first man.
"You were so close to finishing! What made you laugh?" the first man asked the second.
"I saw the other man coming back," The second man replied, "and he was carrying pinneapples!"

and the next one

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes...

Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.

The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish.? "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine.

The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle. For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female." The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish the bear was gay."

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I'm looking to buy my first motorcycle and I've managed to narrow my choices down to motorcycles: a Kawasaki Ninja 250R and a Suzuki GS500F. I found both models at pretty much the same price used, no chance of buying new since this will be my first bike. Which one is a better choice? I won't be riding on the highway all too often but the occasional 1 or 2 hour ride is possible. Also on an optional side note, is the Yamaha FZ6R a good starter bike at all as the company claims? Thanks in advance.

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I am looking to buy a Honda VFR750, someone has one for sale locally, it is a 95, the bike looks very clean, its red in color, he said it has a small dent near the bottom of the tank, and the aftermarket muffler has rust, on it, it looks as though the front fender is a bit warped cause I think they're plastic, I have seen other vfr's with this. no other major dings in the paint, the bike has 54,000 miles, he said he would like to get 00 for it. I thought it seemed a bit high considering the milage, but I dont buy motorcycles so I dont know. I could fix the rust, and heat the front fender and straighten it, but the milage has me worried.
More info just emailed, it has a new rear tire last year, new front this year, clean title, but he stated it needs new mirrors cause the rubber on the old ones were falling apart, I see new racing mirrors on ebay for about , again, its the milage that has me worried.

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It's a little long, but funny:
So there's 3 men who are in a boat in the middle of the sea. (don't ask why.) The first man sees an island.
"LAND HO!!!!" He yells. The other two men quickly paddle to shore and find that the island is inhabited with cannibals. They get off the boat and walk up to the head cannibal who says,
"If you want to live, all of you go into the forest and find ten of the same fruit by dusk. If you fail, you will be killed."
The men, not wanting to be their supper, head out into the sparse forest. The first man found an apple tree, so he picked 10 apples and brought them back to the cannibal.
"Now you must shove these apples up your butt without making any facial expression," he says, "or you will die."
So the man starts shoving the apples up his butt, but when he got to the 5th apple, he started screaming. The cannibal grabbed him and threw him onto the sand.
"We will wait for the others to come so we can cook them too," he says.
The second man came back with 10 cherries. The cannibal told him the same thing.
"Now you must shove these cherries up your butt without making any facial expression, or you will die."
So the second man successfully shoved 9 cherries up his butt, then burst out laughing. The cannibal threw him next to the first man.
"You were so close to finishing! What made you laugh?" the first man asked the second.
"I saw the other man coming back," The second man replied, "and he was carrying pinneapples!"

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One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes...

Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.

The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish.? "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine.

The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle. For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female." The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish the bear was gay."

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I've always wondered about how a motorcycle and rider would control and survive a tire blowout, cruising on the freeway at 65-75 MPH? Although it is probably an unusual situation, as most riders do a "flight check" prior to a long ride.

A blowout on a four wheel auto is one thing, but with only two tires, I don't even want to think about it. A small leak which could cause the tire to go flat, unnoticed until a flat tire would be another situation of safety

If this has ever happened to any of you riders out there, can you give us the details on the road conditions, type and weight of bike you were riding and what damages occured to you and your bike. Thanks

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i got about 4g's saved up. and im undecided on what to spend it on, either buying a used decent motorcycle (hopefully a yamaha r6) and pay cash, which iv been wanting for a very long time. or spend most of it of the money on restoring my nova to running conditions. what do you guys suggest?

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hi, I have a Honda XR 125. It says the maximum weight i can carry is about 159kg. I plan to go for a weekend trip and carry myself and partner, and about 40kg of gear totaling about 190kg. aside from the handling which I plan to go really slow and take it easy, Are there any other problems? is it really dangerous? we are only going about 4 hours away, unloading, camping and then returning

Jus

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JOKE 1.

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."

The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."

JOKE 2.

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

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